Sunday, August 7, 2011

I was bitten by a elephant , will i be alright?

You should watch for swelling in your "trunk". An elephant bite can be very serious. I, myself, have been bitten twice by my pet elephant, Stubby, but with intravenous antibiotics, recovered quite nicely, although when there is a full moon I try to drink from my long nose. Try to refrain from eating, drinking any acidic drinks from now on because it irritates the lining of your nose. This should change your life dramatically. Good luck to you.

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